Warning: shallow, "star" struck post ahead
I was having a pleasant drink at Cookie last night when all of a sudden one of my companions let out an eardrum-piercing scream.
'OMG IT'S JAMIE FROM BIG BROTHER!!!!!"
I turned around and sure enough, there was the headbanded, fabulously endowed one RIGHT THERE. Holding hands with a small, unassuming, dark-haired girl who was patently NOT KATIE.
We acted all nonchalant as they walked right past our tables out to the balcony. Ooooh, they were having a lovely tete-a-tete. Then, they pashed. IT WAS NEARLY ALL TOO MUCH.
We'd noticed that they'd arrived with a couple of other people, one of whom was Jamie's brother (someone recognised him from the eviction shows). It was only at the very end of the night that we realised the girl hanging out with J's bro was actually CLAIRE. So, Claire might be on with Jamie's brother. You heard it here first.
If only I'd had my camera. I'd be rolling in dirty NW dollars right about now.
'OMG IT'S JAMIE FROM BIG BROTHER!!!!!"
I turned around and sure enough, there was the headbanded, fabulously endowed one RIGHT THERE. Holding hands with a small, unassuming, dark-haired girl who was patently NOT KATIE.
We acted all nonchalant as they walked right past our tables out to the balcony. Ooooh, they were having a lovely tete-a-tete. Then, they pashed. IT WAS NEARLY ALL TOO MUCH.
We'd noticed that they'd arrived with a couple of other people, one of whom was Jamie's brother (someone recognised him from the eviction shows). It was only at the very end of the night that we realised the girl hanging out with J's bro was actually CLAIRE. So, Claire might be on with Jamie's brother. You heard it here first.
If only I'd had my camera. I'd be rolling in dirty NW dollars right about now.
posted by Rowena at 8:45 AM
54 Comments:
Who from What?
Fabulously endowed?
They show much more on Aussie TV than here in the states.
Or does that phrase mean something different Down Under?
Yeharr
this is great, i love it.
more "star" reports please miss ro ro.
wouldn't you love to know what happened with katie? i know i would.
yes, i'm pathetic.
ps where can i see a pic of his dick. just, you know, to see what everyone's talking about. sociologically interesting to me... you know, er
I thought Jamie and Katie would be together FOREVA and never to part! How can this be?
You clearly haven't read NW/Famous recently. Katie's been out of the door for weeks.
How could you not see Claire's norks from where you were. I love that biatch's boobs
I guess that's Big Brother Down Under (sounds like a blaxploitation porn film, that).
I saw Tom and Claire from BBn in COSTCO once. With a kiddie.
It left me feeling this: the fruit that was a bit ripe.
Yes. Unmoved. I care not for celebrity, it is a falsehood.
I'm a bit perplexed by the notion of celebrity as a consequence of humdrum television.
Sure, the people who "starred" in BB are a very photogenic lot (Clare is mucho cute) - but does that equate to celebrity? Hmmm...
okay, i'm not getting all these BB stuff, but since you mention it, i was in Cookie too last week and it was definitely one of the better place in Melbourne. well, i didn't get to see much of other places, but it's definitely nice...
Ian: Now, don't be silly please. I know you have BB over there.
BP: No, it means what you think it means. They showed "it" on one of the BB Up-Late (ie "racy") shows.
MG: I would also love to know the err... ins and outs of what happened with Katie.
I believe you can view Jamie's "wang" on YouTube. Do a search for it.
M: OMG I THOUGHT I WAS TRUE LUV 2! KATIE AND JAMIE 4 EVS!!!1!
RA: Actually, no I haven't. They last time I read one of those mags J&K were doing an underwear shoot together.
Wish I'd copped a good perve at Claire's boobs too. And they are normal, real boobs, unlike those freaky spheres that Krystal has attached to her chest.
TRT: I always try to tell myself I don't care about celebrity, but you know what they say - in vino veritas - and after a couple it was clear that I'm just as pathetically starstruck as ever.
Nick: I agree with you totally. But I still get excited. Go figure.
Claire has an AWFUL voice though, dontcha think?
Treespotter: I actually hadn't been to Cookie for ages either. I do like it though. I remember the ex-boy used to think Cookie was the wankiest place ever, as one night when he was there he overheard some wannabe actor talking about how he was down with Pauly Shore, and would therefore be on the Hollywood A-list fairly shortly. SPAZZ.
Lol - I guess I do get a little starstruck when I see celebs - as ultra cool though I try to act. Even minor celebs.
Claire's voice is...errhm, interesting. But her boobs are hot!
Hmm, might have to call in to Cookie when I'm back down in Melb next month.
BUT I THOUGHT JAMIE AND KATIE'S WAS A LOVE THAT WOULD NEVER DIE LIKE BROOKE SHIELDS AND CHRISTOPHER ATKINS IN BLUE LAGOON.
*cries*
How does one go on when one's dreams are shattered like this?
PS One of my drinking companions has just notified her pal Suzanne Carbone at the Age of our sighting - I believe there will be a mention of it in her column tomorrow. I love it!
so, on youtube the search term would be
errr
jamie's big cock?
i'm embarrassing myself here
[dies]
That could work ... but maybe try Big Brother Australia 2006 first.
God, first Gaelan at Section 8 now Jamie and annoying Claire at Cookie....what's next, the kicked out two who didn't get to join in the big song n dance at the end hanging out at Kent St?
Fuck off.
Yep, the BB boges are infiltrating our hipster haunts Subby. (Gaelan at Section 8?????)
PS I love it when you get like this.
found it.
wow.
nice one.
Wow is the word!
"Wow is the word"
?????
All this Jamie talk has turned me into one big corny twit.
...who uses way too many question marks when replying to comments.
Ok. I'll go to bed now.
At least someone does.
someone does what, subby?
go to bed?
use too many question marks?
jamie has been on my mind BIG TIME since i found pics of him on a website yesterday.
yes, even supposedly mature, OLD, mothers can get twitty over a nice penis.
don't tell John about it MG ... he'll get insecure
Now if i were there I'd have rushed up and said to the dark chicky, "Oi Katie, why'd ya dye ya hair?, wait, Katie? You're not Katie. Jamie you cheating bastard" with lots of drunken chest poking and staggering till i was thrown out on my arse.
Or something like that.
If I'd had a few more I think I would have just elbowed her out of the way and jumped on her man.
Section 8 is the new Neighbours starlet hang-out...
This Saturday: 'Katya' and her 'sister'.
I was listening to hughsey and kate this morn and the whole thing is explained since they confronted Jamie about how Katie's "friends" wrote to NW saying what a "love rat" Jamie is.
According to Jamie (am reading in between the lines here - since he sounded perfectly nice about her on the radio but underneath you could hear the fear in his voice), Katie - as it turns out - was psychotically "pressuring" Jamie to admit they were in a relationship where as he "didn't want to have any kind of pressure while doing his appearances". Gee, couldn't see that one coming. Have not seen the article but am strangely tempted to go to coles and read it purely for the big laugh I'll get.
Claire (of the most annoying voice in the world fame) is going out with Jamies brother.
okay, yes - I am a gossip whore.
E: OMG! Maybe that means Dyl-do will make an appearance there too.
M: Thank you for this update. Everything makes sense now. I KNEW IT about Claire and the brother!!!
*Our goss is in Suzanne Carbone's column TODAY - check it y'all.
You've made it Row!
Congratulations.
ha! not quite, but you are sweet x
At least someone loves it when I get like that, MG.
This has got to stop.
there I go again....
Sub, get in there and machine gun 'em all!
UPDATE ro!!!!
soon ... there's something I'm hoping to post about shortly, but just need to sort a few things out ... cryptic enough for ya?
lol - this is comment no. 36
Are you just seeing how many comments we can leave on just one post Ro?
nah, just trying to organise my life. I will be back very soon.
miss ro ro. there is an article in this week's nw with a letter from katie's friends explaining what happened between the two of them.
he was such a prick to her. you know, like so immature and was just after, you know, like sex. i really feel for her, you know? like.
Me too MG, me too. Like, goiys are all the same, aren't they?
I bought The Age just to see that mentioned. It's so funny, I feel like a cheaper version of Dominic Dunne.
We need to spot some rich murderers/fraudsters next.
That's so exciting Ro.
Just as exciting as when I spotted Bevan from Young Talent Time.
Good times. Good times.
Love Love Love Cookie (fave Bar when in sunny Melbourne).
Hate Hate Hate Big Brother.
Sub: I would like to spot some of the Melbourne gangland people. My sister's seen a few of them round the legal district.
Gav: Bevan! I know someone who pashed Bevan. I think I've crapped on about it before elsewhere in the blogosphere.
PS Takin' a break from the nookie are ya?
SurferCam: But you are one of BB's target audience aren't ya? How can you not love it??
haha. No Ro.
Just getting better at multi-tasking.
(I won't tell you what else I am doing as I type this!!)
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Crystal & Gaelan strolled past us a few weeks ago. This had me excited for hours.
Ace! Did you get a good look at The Tits?
She was so covered up.
Sigh.
I tried.
Krystal covered up? It cannot be so!
Very. I didn't recognise her at first. Perhaps that was why my love was kind enough to whisper. "You're way hotter"
Heh
I love it! Hold on to that boy, won't you?
He seems to be auditioning for a career in the adult industry. I wish him all the best. With his looks, body, face and long, thick, uncut schlong he should get to work with all the hot babes, much acclaim, lots of money, and win all of the AVN and other awards.
Ooooh, Anon ... you're getting me all hot under the collar
... well at least your posting ...
mwah mwah
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